Out of sheer randomness, Antu would like to talk about
ANTILLA
This is the house of Mr. Mukesh Ambani, india’s richest man, the fifth, in the world.
This is the most expensive house ever built.This is the biggest house ever built.
To make things short, antu will list down certain features of this ‘house’:
1. The shape is based on Vaastu, an Indian tradition much like Feng Shui that is said to move energy beneficially through the building by strategically placing materials, rooms and objects. (a large energizer bateri lo)
2. no two floors are alike in either plans or materials used (repetition is not welcome)
3. six stories of parking lots. (Muat utk kapal selam sekali)
4. lobby with nine elevators (kalah airport nye lobby)
5. large ballroom with 80% of its ceiling covered in crystal chandeliers (final destination anybody?)
6. There is a "entourage room" for security guards and assistants to relax (keja jadi pak guard pun tak pe)
7. A yoga and dance studio (gojet lambak tu babe)
8. It has an ice room, where residents and guests can escape the Mumbai heat to a small, cooled chamber dusted by man-made snow flurries. (if its in Malaysia, it’s called ‘mines wonderland’)
9. An open-air atrium of gardens, flowers and lawns (jadi tukang kebun pun, ok gak)
10. It has a two-storey health club (kalau tak sihat lagi, aku tak tahu nak habaq ape)
11. A theater that will fit in about 44 people. “The theater is more like those seen in George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch’ -Forbes.com(watdafak….)
12. It has a lap pool.(A pool that you can do laps & laps in -_-")
These are the least features that the Antilla has.
Danggg...
Antilla was named after a mythical island.
Antillia (or Antilia) is a legendary island which was reputed during the age of exploration to lie in the Atlantic Ocean far to the west of Portugal and Spain. – wikipedia.
Now...
Antu’s version of ‘Antilla’ is
any kinda house, full of laughter, a big happy family, together with a house pet
(i would like a platypus for my family's pet)
Family guy anybody?
Home sweet home…
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